This is what happens after I get a bath.
You didn't think I typed this, did you....?
What I do after some good chest milk.
My story and experiences, one day (or so) at a time.


Look at that technique...

After a short cool down, we moved on to some ball skills. Mommy seems to be the offensive guru in the house, while daddy is the defensive enforcer, so I should end up being a very well balanced player. Either way, you need to be good with the ball at your feet.
Here I am working with the outside of my foot. Eat it Ronaldo.
She may be checking this site so I'll put some pictures up of how cute I can be.
This week also proved to be an exciting one when it came to food. Although I'm stuck on chest milk for a while, I get to experience a variety of goodies vicariously through mom. Whatever she eats, I end up getting one way or another. She and dad branched out on what they ate this week and these are some of the things I had for the first time:
Obviously they ate some healthy things too, but they're boring. I don't really know what the difference is though, it all comes out of my butt looking the same....like Grey Poupon country mustard. Sorry.
AFTER
Not bad, huh? They didn't even break anything either. I also have a changing table and glider chair that are not pictured. Hooked up. I felt bad though, because everyone was working so hard and all I could do was....
Hey, we all have our roles.
We went over to my Michigan grandparents' house for a bbq (no vowels?). Everyone wanted to hold me (not a surprise) and I thought they were going to start playing paper, rock, scissors for who was going to get me next. It was camera city, too. It's a good thing my eye sight is not fully formed or my rods and cones would have been fried by the flashes. And then there was great-grandma Michigan, Nana.
She was so excited to see me and hold me, that she scooped me up and started making faces. I was so excited she was holding me that I peed my pants....and her.
This is a guy that is well prepared. I don't know if the lab goggles are necessary yet, as my urine fountain only goes about foot and a half in the air at this point.