Milk and cereal

Apparently I can't eat chest milk for the rest of my life, which is disappointing. So mom and dad are starting to introduce me to rice cereal...the next level in infant nutrition. When I heard rice cereal I figured it had to be Rice Krispie Treats cereal and 2% milk, right?

Wrong.

It's Gerber baby rice cereal that you mix with chest milk (to consistency of your choosing). As you can see below, I'm not impressed. If you need Xmas ideas, I would invest in bibs...