I'm a shrimp

They say, "you are what you eat." Well I'm a shrimp without ever eating one (I have to wait two years before shellfish). I had my 9 month check up the other day and I came in at 18 lbs. 2 oz and 27 1/4" long. Both put me in the 25th percentile for my age. So much for being the best baby ever. I guess I'll have to settle for cutest...

Hopefully there's a growth spurt around the corner. As much as I'm eating and moving around now, it's bound to catch up with me.

Later that day I decided to take it out on an unsuspecting package of paper towels. He never saw it coming.

But somebody decided they'd play a little joke.

Hilarious. Kiss it.