After I woke up a couple hours later and was on mom's right boob, I started wondering how this could be possible. Later that morning I got my answer.
The pump. It's not the Reebok one that came in basketball shoes of the 1990's, it was much different. It was in a little backpack and had tubes coming out of it that connected to suction cups and storage containers. Mommy told me that she pumped to allow dad to feed me and because I get lazy and only feed off one of her boobs at a time. So she had to balance them out. I had no idea it was this complicated.
I guess all my sucking has been taking a toll on mommy too. She had dad buy frozen peas to put on her boobs because they get sore. Although my imagination at this point is limited, that's a pretty funny picture in my head. Why don't they just make boobie shaped ice packs?
Mental note...entrepreneurial ideas: boobie shaped ice pack. Sweet.
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